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STARTERS
Thin tortilla strips served with nacho cheese and jalapenos.
$5.50
Lightly salted soft pretzel. - Served with a side of Nacho Cheese.
$4.50
Served with a side of mustard and/or ketchup.
$3.50
One dozen smokies. Served with a side of mustard.
$5.75
Buttered - Gluten Free
$2.50
$1.00
MAINS
1/3 LB all beef patty locally sourced from Astoria, Oregon. Served on a sesame seed bun with lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles, special sauce, mayo, mustard and ketchup. Served with a side of chips.
Breaded Chicken Patty - Served on a sesame seed bun with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, special sauce, mayo, mustard & ketchup. Served with a bag of chips.
$9.50
Veggie Burger - Served on a sesame seed bun with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, special sauce, mayo, mustard & ketchup. Served with a bag of chips.
$9.50
Served on an outdoor style bun with ketchup, mustard, dill or sweet relish & onion. Served with a bag of chips.
Served on an outdoor style bun with ketchup, mustard, dill or sweet relish & onion. Served with a bag of chips.
12 inch thin crust pepperoni pizza. Sides of Parmesan Cheese available.
$10.75
WINE LIST
The wine equivalent of a leather jacket - tough on the outside with a complex personality underneath. Takes itself very seriously and demands respect from your steak. Will judge your Netflix choices but pairs perfectly with them anyway.
$6.00
The wine that can't decide if it wants to be red or white, so it split the difference and turned pink. Sweet, simple, and the perfect companion for poolside gossip.
$6.00
The sophisticated cousin who went to Paris and came back speaking French. Crisp, clean, and probably knows more about oysters than you do. Makes every meal feel like fine dining, even if it's just takeout sushi.
$6.00
The overenthusiastic friend who's either bone dry or sweet as pie - there's no middle ground. Floral, fruity, and gets along surprisingly well with your spiciest takeout disasters. Always ready for an adventure.
$5.50
The reliable friend who never causes drama but somehow makes every gathering better. Shows up effortlessly chic, pairs with literally everything in your fridge, and disappears before anyone realizes how much you've had.
$5.50
The brooding bad boy of reds - dark, mysterious, and pairs perfectly with your ex's credit card bill. Bold enough to handle your worst dinner party stories.
$5.50
The smooth talker that's easy to get along with. Not too intense, not too light - basically the golden retriever of red wines. Reliable and never lets you down.
$5.50
The minimalist wine that shows up to the party in a simple white dress and somehow steals the show. Light, bright, and gone before you know it.
$6.75
The bubbly friend who brings dessert to every occasion. Sweet, fizzy, and makes everything seem like a celebration (even Tuesday night leftovers).
$6.75
The overachiever of white wines - went to oak school, got a buttery personality, and now thinks it's too fancy for fish sticks (but secretly loves them anyway).